To try and convince me to get his DS case out of the truck...
A: "Mom, this is how it's gonna work. You are gonna go outside. You are gonna stand by the gate, puz I don't want you to get hurt. I am gonna get in the truck and get my case. That is how it's gonna work. Okay Mom?"
A: "See that car on the TV? I want one of those. It is only sold at Toys R Us. Batteries are not included."
In the grocery store...
A: "Mom, look! It's Tony Chachere's. Can we get this? This makes everything taste better!"
I have no idea where he learned about Tony Chachere's or how he even remembered the name of the spice.
A: "The reason that I can't read what my Batman game is saying is because I only know Chinese."